Posted : 1 week ago

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

(Source: this-tragic-affair)

Posted : 1 week ago

bussykiller:

bussykiller:

BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON

if i had a penny for every time an offended heterosexual commented on this post..

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Posted : 1 week ago
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(Source: kristoffs-bizarre-adventure)

Posted : 1 week ago

ticktoast:

if you’re nonbinary and you ever need a quick little pick-me-up, just remember that nearly all the legendary pokémon are also nonbinary, and they’re the most powerful, badass, and sought after pokémon in the franchise ∩(︶▽︶)∩

Posted : 1 week ago

officalsquidward:

totally-not-superboy:

smallpox:

instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant

Are you a U.S. senator?

If you have sex with the lights off, the sperm won’t know where to go! And you won’t get pregnant

Posted : 1 week ago

morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

Posted : 1 week ago
strangebiology:

justinalanarnold:

Two-headed alligator spotted in Tampa, Florida along the Hillsborough River in the Seminole Heights neighborhood. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, this alligator has been reported by several people. They explained that failed separation of monozygotic twins is common in reptiles and amphibians but they rarely reach this juvenile state.

I checked this out online…no sign of photoshop! This is honestly the first time I’ve seen a dicephalic, non-infant animal in the wild!

strangebiology:

justinalanarnold:

Two-headed alligator spotted in Tampa, Florida along the Hillsborough River in the Seminole Heights neighborhood. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, this alligator has been reported by several people. They explained that failed separation of monozygotic twins is common in reptiles and amphibians but they rarely reach this juvenile state.

I checked this out online…no sign of photoshop! This is honestly the first time I’ve seen a dicephalic, non-infant animal in the wild!

Posted : 1 week ago

dcpdreamscometrue:

mischievous-acrobats:

You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?

An Alto.

I feel this in my soul. And also in my strained vocal cords.

Posted : 1 week ago
iamtonysexual:

ryanstoons:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD EDD BOYS.

Ÿ͕̟̹͙̞͒͠O̶͖̭̟̠̠̩ͩ͌̆͛̂͋ͦ͟͡U͇̹͓̿̒̈́ͩ̃͋ͪ͢ ̧̛͚͍̞͇ͩͬ̋D̴͚̤̝̯͛̉͑̓ͦͮͪ͡A͉͋̾̆̏͊R͖̖̫̞̣̪̭͌͟͡E̷͚͓̙ͨ͗̒͐̚͝ ̢̦̖̅ͣ͌͢H̴̬͔̤͖̽ͯͭ͐ͯͪ̆I͂͋̄̈ͥͥ҉̗̰͖̕͜J̰̠͔̝̤͋̈͒͌͂̇͞A̠̖̣͓̤̘ͫ͌̇ͣ̍̕C̜̦͚̠͚͙͚̩̿ͧͭ̌ͭK̮ͪͪͣͧ̑̾̚͘͟ ̵͍͓̥̬̣̥͇̮̊̓̄̊͟T̘̹̦͙͓̻͉̫ͨ͂ͮͬ̊́́Ḧ̨̧̜̙͍͍̞͒̎͆̎̎ͧ̈Ěͫ̍̅̐ͮ̌͒҉̸͍͙̺̙͢ ̶̱̺̯̪̬̍̌̽̀ͭ̅̾̍S͍̼̯̝͌́ͭỌ͔̹̻̯̦̩̠̃̽ͨ͛͂̐͜͟N̗̪̅̈ ͕̮̟̮͚ͤͮ́͋͐̐͒̏̐Ơ̱̳̞̰̭͍̏̓͌ͧ͆̆͌F͙̹͂̽͒̋ͣ͗ͅ ̸̨̛̠̱͑͑͑ͦ̓ͬA̛̰̹̾ͧ͂͐͊ ̶̢̱͋͛͆ͦS͔̖̙̭͍͈̮ͣ͘H̙͈͕̳̬̄̓Ę̧͓͍͍͈̪͍̼̦͌ͬ̽͢P̹̼̻̞̭̘̭͒͜͠ͅH̛̟̺̖͎̦̪ͤ̂́E̴̙͚̭̗̞̳ͪR̷̢͈̗̲͑͐̄ͧ͋̔̀D̷͇̫̳͖̰̥̄͐̔̓ͤ̈́ͪͩ͞?̣̟͆̄̌̆ͥ͂͘

iamtonysexual:

ryanstoons:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD EDD BOYS.

Ÿ͕̟̹͙̞͒͠O̶͖̭̟̠̠̩ͩ͌̆͛̂͋ͦ͟͡U͇̹͓̿̒̈́ͩ̃͋ͪ͢ ̧̛͚͍̞͇ͩͬ̋D̴͚̤̝̯͛̉͑̓ͦͮͪ͡A͉͋̾̆̏͊R͖̖̫̞̣̪̭͌͟͡E̷͚͓̙ͨ͗̒͐̚͝ ̢̦̖̅ͣ͌͢H̴̬͔̤͖̽ͯͭ͐ͯͪ̆I͂͋̄̈ͥͥ҉̗̰͖̕͜J̰̠͔̝̤͋̈͒͌͂̇͞A̠̖̣͓̤̘ͫ͌̇ͣ̍̕C̜̦͚̠͚͙͚̩̿ͧͭ̌ͭK̮ͪͪͣͧ̑̾̚͘͟ ̵͍͓̥̬̣̥͇̮̊̓̄̊͟T̘̹̦͙͓̻͉̫ͨ͂ͮͬ̊́́Ḧ̨̧̜̙͍͍̞͒̎͆̎̎ͧ̈Ěͫ̍̅̐ͮ̌͒҉̸͍͙̺̙͢ ̶̱̺̯̪̬̍̌̽̀ͭ̅̾̍S͍̼̯̝͌́ͭỌ͔̹̻̯̦̩̠̃̽ͨ͛͂̐͜͟N̗̪̅̈ ͕̮̟̮͚ͤͮ́͋͐̐͒̏̐Ơ̱̳̞̰̭͍̏̓͌ͧ͆̆͌F͙̹͂̽͒̋ͣ͗ͅ ̸̨̛̠̱͑͑͑ͦ̓ͬA̛̰̹̾ͧ͂͐͊ ̶̢̱͋͛͆ͦS͔̖̙̭͍͈̮ͣ͘H̙͈͕̳̬̄̓Ę̧͓͍͍͈̪͍̼̦͌ͬ̽͢P̹̼̻̞̭̘̭͒͜͠ͅH̛̟̺̖͎̦̪ͤ̂́E̴̙͚̭̗̞̳ͪR̷̢͈̗̲͑͐̄ͧ͋̔̀D̷͇̫̳͖̰̥̄͐̔̓ͤ̈́ͪͩ͞?̣̟͆̄̌̆ͥ͂͘

(Source: globplumberremade)

Posted : 1 week ago
thebeautyofmoonlight:

spookynyan:

consultingpsychopaths:

that’s the spirit

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.THATS THE SPIRIT.THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. 

That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen

thebeautyofmoonlight:

spookynyan:

consultingpsychopaths:

that’s the spirit

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.

THATS THE SPIRIT.

THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. 

That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen

(Source: niggablanco)